slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

(via donniedarkos)

unclefather:

Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”

(via netflicked)

when she said “bow down bitches” i felt my entire being shake, my existence fortified with the light of god. and every demon eradicated from my enviroement

(via 17yr)